wat a way things change up.
why is it that if I ask somebody if a girl look good, once a dem friend, dem seh she have a nice personality? We're talking about physical attributes here, not that I'm vain or anything....well yes i am kinda vain, cuz Jah know, mi wouldnt want get a heart attack when mi wake up and see her inna di mawning. But that's a different story. So yea, if we talking bout physical, why bring up something like her personality? Never seen anyone having sex with another person's personality. Quite frankly, that concept may give the ugly girl dem wid the pop dung body the advantage, since that's their personality isnt beyond their control. Word of advice, if she nuh look, she jus nuh look good.
Man dem, what's the deal with the whole man purse, scarf, tight pants, bleach out face, eyebrow neatly thin and well done, pants deh half way down ur thighs trend that's spreading through our society? We keep adopting certain "fashion statements" from people from various other cultures and that's cool. However alot of these fads, are derived from people who we are not in support of their lifestyles, and that's putting it mildly. We still boast of how homophobic our culture is and yet, just walking on the road, I'm not exactly sure where I am. It's almost like we lost ourselves somehow or I'm the one that's lost or trapped in some parallel universe. Men have become so metro-sexual, it's scary. It's almost like the roles have been reversed. No wonder Usher a sing bout trading places. Know yourself please. Dats all mi a beg, jus understand seh there are certain things that a man is supposed to do and there are certain things he's not.
Wah a gwaan fi di excessive make up and rapunzelitis? If you nuh look good without make up, what are the odds u a go look good after? Different, yes, I'll give you dat. Maybe where you're from, anything but how u look now is acceptable and I can understand that way of thinking but as far fetched as this may seem, different is not necessarily better. Nuff girl cyaa even walk fast cuz the horse hair so heavy dem neck a strain fi hol' up dem head. Wah dat fah? From a mile out u can tell seh dat nuh real...two different texture, two different colour. nobody subtle bout nutten again. I think that's partially why mi love locks so much, dem nuh have dem problem deh. Some ppl all have rainbow colours.....jah know...stop live inna loou.
Man dem, Jah know, u find a good girl treat her right please.....mi tired fi a council oonu woman now. Dr Phil is no longer in office....him cyaa pay him bill dem....RECESSION. So all dis free councillin gone pon recession too. Women, lemme help u out likkle bit. Not everybody will be a wife, u have more woman dan man......so in other words, some woman haffi go do without or share. Some women need fi look inna demself too, u're always the girl on the side for a reason....things work out fi u so far.....why try change up now? You're an excellent secretary, why u want run di company if u have no experience and u lack know how? You just gonna end up having a secretary and CEO at ur company who dont know weh di rass dem a do. So please, know ur strengths and weaknesses......improve on them.....nothing is wrong with having high hopes but hey, u have to work towards ur goals.....cant let u run di company if u're not qualified...or maybe it's just not the right time. Be patient, it's a virtue.
Stop look other ppl man or woman and den encourage den fi leff dem other half fi u. It's quite possible that one of four things are gonna happen. 1) that person is gonna try find every reason to stay in the situation they are cuz it just may be a better option to keep u as a friend with benefits. 2)That person will be turned off by u nagging them and causing more drama or stress. so because u want all, u lose all. 3)Dat person will leave their other half for you and you'll live happily ever after. 4) Dat person will leave their other half to be with you and then sometime down the line, somebody does the same thing to dat person and you're gonna end up being left on the way side. Now dat sound like a 25% chance of happiness, so dat leaves 75%. Do you still think the odds are in ur favour?
Mi glad seh dem ban di daggering song dem. Wah a gwaan wid di jump off a building and land pon woman, di lift up and run up and dung ting, a spin like gig? Man a throw woman fi next man ketch her and fi di entire night is either di man dem a dance by demself or dem a stab behind a girl? Seriously?!?!?!? WTF?!?!? Mi nuh see the enjoyment inna dat, I guess oonu can seh me old. I mean at first it was amusing but den oonu tek it way too far, just like the fashion ting. Mi like wine pon a girl and mek she wine pon me. Mi cyaa promise nobody seh mi a go roll pon di ground and all these things.
--written March 5, 2009
Kavon McKenzie Copyright 2010
